'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, ...... Got stopped by the cops last night ........?

And - you're still a free man? It's a wonder you haven't been dragged kicking and screaming through the courts today! Damn it all Michael, motorists shouldn't expect anything other than type of behaviour from the uptight, misguided - whoops! sorry! Upright, sensible Police force. I totally agree with the drink/driving laws but sometimes these plods are just that, plods, neither use nor ornament.