Air travel gone crazy!!!?

Have you heard the new rules of air travel? FAA and Homeland Security will now ban all pengers on flights unless they are totally naked? Their clothes (which will be stored in the cargo hold) will be handed back to them once they reach their destinations. This is to minimize the risk of mixing of sweat with chemicals soaked in clothes which when breathed upon in a closed environment may cause a chemical reaction. When will all this end?